Last Day Of Magic

I like boys on swings and girls on skateboards. I like babies in highchairs. I like pharmaceutical medicine wrappers. I like people in hats with big eyebrows. I like people in hats with big eyebrows and big mustaches. I like water caught in spider’s webs. I like wearing all my clothes at once. I like people who don’t smile, ever, And I like people who smile. I like hair that goes on and on. In some ways I love everything. It’s less than of thing than like. Less distinct. Less particular. I like things that I like, but I love everything. There’s more choice in like. Because even the worst things have things to love in them. I love things so much, I feel like I can float away. I don’t know what you mean about things I hate. I hate shoes. I hate people who change their voices when they say something important. I hate my thighs. I hate war. I hate swimming costumes that cling. I hate dripping taps, but I also sort of love dripping taps. I hate invitations. I hate radiators.I hate this.
About Me.
Nov 08
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What I’ll be doing with the rest of my night. Mmmyes.

What I’ll be doing with the rest of my night. Mmmyes.

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Nov 07
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anthonymichaelrojas:

My grandparents live near Valley Medical, which is a hospital where people can go when they don’t have medical insurance. Across the street is a McDonald’s where a lot of their business comes from the patients from the hospital. There are a lot of interesting people who go to that McDonald’s. It’s mean to say but a lot of them are a little weird and nutty. I remember one time I walked there from my grandparent’s house to have lunch and this lady asked me for a dollar. Of course I gave her the dollar but then she said she said rather get something better so started demanding more money. I honestly didn’t have anymore and she started getting mad at me. It was just a strange moment.

Homeless people actually live on change, almost like food.

Homeless Adviser: They feed on our change. They need it in order to keep them moving.
Homeless Person: Is that… is that some spare change?
Homeless Adviser: Somehow they’re able to take… our change… and turn it into nourishment, sustenance.
Homeless Person: Spare some of that change, sir?
Homeless Adviser: But now watch. (Drops some coins into the hobo’s cup and walks back to the boys. The hobo rattles his cup a bit.)
Homeless Person: Spare some change?
Homeless Adviser: It has already completely forgotten that I’ve given it change. It just wants… more, change.

Chaaaaaaange, CHAAAaaaange.

South Park s11e07 - Night of the Living Homeless

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Nov 06
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kellencorkill:

teaching them at an early age.
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All right, I don’t agree with the girls only part, but I think this a sick as toy. I really badly need to get my hands on one of these. As a childcare worker, I’ve found that so many kids love to help and clean and tidy up, it’s insane. Do want. Especially a mop, every time I mop there is always some kid who wants to come and help me, obviously I can’t give him the big ass adult sized mop, how cute would a tiny little kiddy mop be :3 There’s nothing wrong with teaching kids to keep a clean hygienic living environment.  Ugh I’d take this over Ben 10 shit anyday.

kellencorkill:

teaching them at an early age.

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All right, I don’t agree with the girls only part, but I think this a sick as toy. I really badly need to get my hands on one of these. As a childcare worker, I’ve found that so many kids love to help and clean and tidy up, it’s insane. Do want. Especially a mop, every time I mop there is always some kid who wants to come and help me, obviously I can’t give him the big ass adult sized mop, how cute would a tiny little kiddy mop be :3 There’s nothing wrong with teaching kids to keep a clean hygienic living environment.  Ugh I’d take this over Ben 10 shit anyday.

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Nov 03
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08:24 am
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“Our business is life itself.”

Me.

“Our business is life itself.”

Me.

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08:23 am
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08:21 am
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08:21 am
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Vodka jelly shots.

Vodka jelly shots.

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08:20 am
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Severed fingers.

Severed fingers.

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08:19 am
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Meat skull platter.

Meat skull platter.

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08:18 am
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